Ruff-ruff!!! Hello humans! I’m glad to report my plan for world domination is on track. Soon you will be chanting my name while bowing down. Be sure to order your comfy knee pillows now already. Scraped knees from bowing is a bad look.
Every leader needs a plan. Being cuddly and cute just won’t cut it. If it did, then you humans would have had replacement knee caps by now from all the bowing. So what is holding the cats and dogs back from total world domination? I worked out a 10 step plan to see if I can succeed.
Fluffy’s World Domination plan
4. Help the human grow my followers…I mean our followers. Let Buffy in on my brilliant plan and convince him to join forces. Check!
There it is! The perfect plan. As you can see, more than half of the steps have been completed already. Right now you’re probably smiling, laughing or just rolling your eyes, because your happy pills are up. Don’t worry eye rollers, I will win you over soon. My human Renza and Buffy have no interest in the throne. But I’m not them! QUEEN ME PLEASE!!!
Job: Doing puppy stuff, part-time blogger
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting feet, hands, destroying everything in sight and cuddles
Dislikes: Baths, being picked up and self-cloning Needleman
Pic credit: Renza human took pics of me and edited. Main image is from Pixabay edited by her.
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