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Fight Like Cat and Dog

Fight like cat and dog

Woof! Hello guys! Us doggies have a type of love-hate relationship with the cats. They have completely different personalities than us. They are catty and we are uhm…not catty.

I’m not sure where it all started. They are our main competition when it comes to being the ideal pet. You get dog people and then you get cat people. Some humans prefer both. I think those humans might have a multiple personality disorder.

Mommy Renza had a cat when she was small. He was black and slept on top of her head every night. Creepy yes!

Her mommy also had two cats and when she slept over there, the cats would sneak into her room and jump on her bed to go sit in the window. Imagine you’re sleeping and something jumps on you? Yes I know. I’ll be freaked out too.

So I guess she never became a cat person due to the sleep disturbing and being all freaked out. Who knows why someone becomes a cat person or a dog person? Or a both person. Is it how the human brain is wired? These are serious questions you guys.

There’s even a saying “fight like cat and dog”. Not fight like dog and dog, but cat and dog. That means this feud has been going on forever.

I’m not really sure what I’ll do if and when I encounter a cat. There might be lots of chasing and maybe a paw fight. I can’t promise anything.

Renza is thinking about getting a cat. She sees them all over social media being all cute and catty. Hey! Isn’t Fluffy catty enough? She can scratch better than a cat. Plus she barks like a dog. So it’s safe to say she’s a cat-dog. A hybrid!

I think I just solved the cat and dog feud. Can I get a bunch of cat-dogs please? Make it snappy! Mr. Evolution is slow as a snail. This cat-dog thing will take some time to happen unfortunately.

We could clone Fluffy, but that would be wrong. I think. Fluffy wants to dominate, so making copies of her will be the end of everything. War of the Fluffy clones! I’m getting chills you guys.


Believe me you do not want a thousand Fluffy clones. Maybe a few for cuddles. She will be solely responsible for uniting the cats and dogs. On second thought, that might be a good thing! Can I have a thousand Fluffy cat-dog clones please?!!

Cats, if you happen to read this, I hope we can make peace some day. The humans can fight all they want over silly things, but us pets must stick together.

Fluffy clones
Fluffy clones gathering…

Time to go now you guys. You can put in your Fluffy cat-dog order as soon as we clone a sample for testing. Us at Life and dog stuff will keep you updated.

Woof! Wooooof!!!

Author: Buffy

Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger

Likes: Playing and hanging out with Renza and Fluffy, eating and sleeping

Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

Pic credit: Me (Buffy) and Fluffy posing in pics. Plus Pixabay free stock images that mommy Renza edited.

Want to read more Buffy post? Links below:

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2 thoughts on “Fight Like Cat and Dog

  1. I want a Fluffy clone! So cute!
    I can’t believe you had two cats.
    Sure dogs and cats are tough, but can either one fight like a guinea pig? Guinea Pigs are one hard drink and dirty fighting S.O.B.’s.
    Funny posts as always Lorenza. Oops! I mean Buffy.

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    1. I’ll put you on the list for a Fluffy clone order Stacey. Lol. Yes the black cat that slept on my head was called Kitsie. I can’t remember what else he did besides that. We will get another doggie soon to take care of for 6 months. My niece’s dog. That should be interesting getting all of them to play nice. He might write a guest post. I don’t know his personality yet, but I’ll soon find out. Thanks for stopping by Stacey. Really appreciate it 🙂

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